I chase clouds. I'm an advocate for mozzarella cheese. Even my name rhymes with mozzarella. Anyway. I like saying 'anyway'. Sometimes I don't capitalize letters. And I still don't know how to; use a semi-colon.
Didn’t See That Coming of the Day: Jason Russell, co-founder of the controversial nonprofit Invisible Children and the star of its ultra-viral fundraising campaign video KONY2012, was arrested yesterday in the San Diego neighborhood of Pacific Beach for masturbating in public while under the influence.
The San Diego Police Department says Russell, 33, was taken into custody after he was caught masturbating in public and vandalizing cars. Lt. Andra Brown also noted that he was under the influence, but did not identify the substance.
His overall behavior was said to have been “Very strange.”
This video was made by Invisible Children 6 years ago. I took a long time to research and figure out what my opinion of Invisible Children was. If I had seen this video, I could have formed my opinion in seconds.
This video will make you laugh. Then you will cry. Then your mouth will hang agape for a while. Then you will cry again. And then you will say something like, “These asshats created the most viral video ever?” Then you will punch yourself in the face.