My officemate/blogger wrote a heart wrenching and compelling piece of article
/shitin her blog. Here’s an excerpt :
Since Solar Antipolo is migrating to ShawbBlvd. next week, I figured I should do a disclosed evaluation of my colleagues (yes, there will be names and I hope you google them or find them on Facebook to find out what they look like and judge them yourself) so this will most likely end in a law suit.
First let me begin with this girl named Joie Anne Sophie Gabrido. Where do I even begin with Sophie? She’s probably German. That should be enough to tell me that she likes everything big. If you know what I mean. This girl wears one-shouldered dresses to the office. The LRT station and the tricycle is her runway. She dons boots like it’s nobody’s business. You know what they say about girls who wear boots–never trust them. Don’t trust her smile, don’t trust her laugh, don’t trust her kind gestures. But that warning’s for them boys. Boys, eat your heart out because this chick’s better at your game than you ever will be. You like running away, well she’ll beat you to the finish line. You’re afraid of taking the next step, she’s two steps behind you. You can’t play a playa. Suck it. She’s a cold-hearted woman. Do. Not. Trust. Her. *Insert Kanye West’s Heartless here*
I would not dare stand in one corner without giving a fight so let me entertain you as I let you into the crazy life of Raphaella Inez Del Mar Roque.
This Cebuana hates it when people ask her if she’s Korean. Dude, you have to see her. She really looks like one. And oh, don’t get me started with her deep fascination with errrrrrthing K-Pop. She adores K-Pop so much that she memorizes their songs. Ask her what it means and I bet you, she only knows half of it. Or a portion.
Ella eats like it is Christmas everyday. Kain Karpintero. She must be a mutant ‘cause her body is as slim as Shady.
(Yeah, I’m lame like that)
She may look very mayaman (kutis artista) but this girl is JEJE TO THE CORE. She once sang a song by Cue-C and it was hysterically awesome. One day she’ll write her own version of the Jejectionary. With her wit and flawless writing skills, it will be the future’s best-selling jeje book.
I could go on and on and bitch about her but that’s not how I roll (and I’ll be probably be sued for libel) so I’ll leave you with her photo. Now, tease your mind boys.
HAHAHAHAHA tangina ka labyu :)